The 7-to-Midnighter

The first 7-to-midnighter happened in the spring of 2001. I lay down on the couch with a book and 5 hours later woke up to go to bed. Not all my evening naps are exactly 7-to-midnighters. Sometimes I can make it to 9:30 or 10, even horizontal. I’ve gotten a...

Alternative School

MR. WEINGLASS: Can you tell the Court and jury your present age? ABBIE HOFFMAN: My age is 33. I am a child of the 60s. MR. WEINGLASS: When were you born? ABBIE HOFFMAN: Psychologically, 1960. MR. SCHULTZ: Objection, if the Court please.  I move to strike the answer....
An Eternal Golden Braid

An Eternal Golden Braid

A friend said her son wanted to be a writer when he grew up, was a very good writer, yet didn’t do the things she thought a person who wanted to be a writer would do. He didn’t take classes or workshops in writing, he didn’t read books about writing, and he didn’t try...

Do Fewer Pointless Things

Worry less about the rest. I don’t remember the pointless thought I had that inspired this, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. I have a lot of thoughts like this, mostly when I’m going to bed, and they take on great importance. My bedside notebook these days...