The H Word

I can’t even use it in a sentence. When I open my mouth, I can form the shape and blow a little air through — “Hhhhhhhhh” — but I can’t add a hard consonant without gagging. It all started in 2012. I left my part-time teaching seasonal labor edu-temp...

The Ages of Man

Q: What walks on four legs at dawn, two legs at noon, and three legs at sunset? A: A human being, crawling at birth, standing at midlife, hobbling on a cane as life ends. Spoiler alert: This is the riddle of the Sphinx. When he solved it, Oedipus was saved from being...

I Am a Smart Person

And the thing I always thought, through this whole process, was that I’m about as resourceful and well-positioned as a person could be to get help and information from the system. What would it be like for someone who is not good at online research, or at...

Delicious Burgers for Everyone

Sometimes in the middle of appreciating another person’s skills, I suddenly step through the looking glass and see instead what skills I lack. If a friend of mine becomes a movie director, or gets a book of poems published, or launches a high-paying online...

I’m Only Writing This So I Don’t Get Fined

Today is Mother’s Day. I have a mother, and I will be calling her, don’t you worry. Since I am also a mother myself, I will be celebrating the way I used to dream about when my teenagers were mere ankle-biters: A day to myself. Last year, as I recall, it...

Boys in Tears

It doesn’t come up in the promotional materials for The Clearwater School, but Clearwater is a good place for boys who cry. At other schools, certainly the progressive, public alternative schools I attended, boys who cried were punished for being wimps....